I Speak Fluent Sarcasm T-Shirt
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, breathable, and intentionally understated. This classic tee speaks with a dry smile: the small, centered text reads “I speak fluent Sarcasm.” — low-key, clever, and easy to wear. The medium-weight cotton holds shape and print detail, so the phrase stays crisp through washes. Wear it to coffee runs, lazy weekends, or layered under a jacket when you want your sense of humor to arrive without shouting. It pairs naturally with denim, cardigans, or a favorite hoodie for those days when sarcasm is the best commentary.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main print — crisp, detailed text
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean